Satchel Fridays

Got this Chinamen wearing a fake Hermes Murse in the restaurant today.

Chinamen Beliefs

"I learned. Never give shoes to a girl. They gonna walk out of your life."

This is some true #chinamenspecial quote right here!

via - Roman Yee & a few girls I've talked to

Made In...

Finally found something domestic?

#Chinamenspecial

via Warren Sapp's Instagram 
- http://instagram.com/p/dZ_ECGkoCh/

Shenzhen Proposes Fee For Missing Toilet Bowl

China's Shenzhen proposes an idea to fine people who piss on toilet seats...Good idea in theory possibly?  But how would you feel if you're job was to check if people pee'd on seats?  Only in 中国 aka China!

via Sonja Gould 
- http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/20/shenzhen-toilet-penalty_n_3783386.html?utm_hp_ref=world

All Gold Everything

This some real #chinamenspecial shit right here!

via Ben Baller 
- http://instagram.com/p/dNAwtzpMn3/

Watermelon Babies Of China

Watermelon babies in China...

via Roman Yee & http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/08/09/210567774/watermelon-babies-of-china-your-friday-moment-of-zen

Chinese zoo substitutes Lion for Dog

To cut costs a Chinese Zoo substitutes a giant Mastiff in place of a Lion.  When people call them out they use the excuse that the Lions are at another facility breeding...

#Chinamenspecial

via Jamie Choy, Sonja Gould, & Tony Phu - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10242586/Chinese-zoo-substitutes-lion-for-dog.html
- http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/a-chinese-zoo-tried-to-pass-off-this-huge-fluffy-dog-as-a-li
- http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/08/15/china-zoo-under-fire-for-disguising-dog-as-lion/

22 Chinese Signs That Got Seriously Lost In Translation

Things get lost in translation...

Via: Ryan Lee & http://www.buzzfeed.com/nataliemorin/chinese-signs-that-got-seriously-lost-in-tranlsation

22 Year old parks Masarati in middle of busy road

Via: Sonja Gould & http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2391533/Chinese-graduate-22-parks-90-000-Maserati-middle-busy-road.html

Only in China do the wealthy park in the middle of the road b/c they can't find parking.  And BECAUSE THEY CAN.

"NEW MONEY!"

China: Wealthy 'drink human breast milk'

Via: Ryan Lee & http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-23161765

Wealthy adults in China have developed a taste for human breast milk, it seems.

Some are even hiring wet nurses for daily supplies, according to the manager of a supply company quoted in the Southern Metropolis Daily. It's said to be popular among those with high incomes in Shenzhen, Guangdong Province, whose high-pressure jobs leave them in poor health. According to the Hong Kong-based South China Morning Post, live-in wet nurses can earn the equivalent of £1,700 per month either by breastfeeding adults directly or using a pump.

The reports angered commentators in a country where series of scandals over tainted powdered milk have fuelled demand for imported formula, forcing up prices. Red Net commentator Kou Yulong says the rich should take medicine and not grab milk meant for babies. Cai Hui in the Beijing Morning Post argues: "The wealthy in China are busy picking beautiful women and drinking human milk... Such a development will take us into the abyss." It's a month since China's first breast milk bank opened in Guangdong, aimed at helping sick children. It reportedly struggles to find donors.